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    • Nothing good happens after 2 AM.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother
    How I met your mother

    Suit up!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother



    Haaaaave you met Ted?

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    This isn't Barney... but I heard that guy is awesome !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    Ted, say I'm your best friend!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    High five!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    You stop dating a girl because she was a pornstar!? Friendship over.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney et Ted
    How I met your mother

    Not good enough !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Marshall
    How I met your mother

    Whaaaat uuuuup?

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother
    How I met your mother

    You son of a bitch !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Lily
    How I met your mother

    When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead! True story...

    Personnage(s): Barney
    How I met your mother

    Dude we haven't hit legendary yet! We're only at the “le” we've still got the “gen”, the “da”, the “ry”!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    Challenge Accepted !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    _ Ted, if you murder me, and burry me in New-Jersey, I'll hunt you forever.
    _ But if I murder you and bury somewhere else?
    _ Hey, I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you had your reasons.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Lily et Ted
    How I met your mother

    Hey looser how is not playing laser tag 'cause playing laser tag is awesome!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    Phone Five!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    Ted Mosby, architect!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Ted
    How I met your mother

    Dady's home!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    Hypothetical high-five... NICE!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
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    Please don't do that.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Ted
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    I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    DE... wait for it... NIED !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    I chose bimbos.
    Bimbos make me happy.
    Bimbos make me fell alive.
    Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man.
    My heart belongs to bimbos.

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    In my body where the shame gland should be there is a second awesome gland. True story !

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    _ Tu ne sais pas viser !
    _ Ce n'est pas vrai !
    _ Lily, chez nous, c'est toi qui pisse par terre.

    Personnage(s): Marshall et Lily
    How I met your mother

    C'est pas pour rien que tu t'appelles Robin... et pas Batman !

    Personnage(s): Barney à Robin
    How I met your mother

    Ted Ted Ted right here!

    Personnage(s): How I Met Your Mother, Barney
    How I met your mother

    _ On te doit aussi des excuses, on a dit des choses assez blessantes...
    _ Pas du tout !
    _ Ah oui c'est vrai, c'était après que tu sois parti...

    Personnage(s): Barney et Don
    How I met your mother

    _ Je sors avec Don samedi soir. On se fait un chinois.
    _ Je présume que tu parles de cuisine, sinon j'aurai d'autres questions...

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