_ The ideal girl. Tell me about her.
_ You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister, but then when you're alone, she's takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways!
_ That girl doesn't exist? If she did, I'd be sleeping with her. And, what kind of guy care about how many people you've slept with anyway?
_ Decent guys!
Personnage(s): (S)ex list, Colin Shea et Ally Darling
