Réplique du film Machete

Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

Gossip girl

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Dans une galaxie près de chez vous le film

They're floating lanterns in the sky. Can you believe that ? Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting of the past. Well here's a news flash, we're not Japanese. You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle is gonna make everything okay or even saying a prayer or pretending Elena is not gonna end up just like the rest of us murderous vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. I know what you're going to say, “It makes them feel better, Damon.” So what? For how long? A minute? A day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody every candle, every prayer is not gonna make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock... With a birth date carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So, thanks friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting with my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big...

Vampire Diaries

Ici, l'Amérique siffle en cœur
Mes fabuleux cocktails cousue main.
L'Amérique adore ces nectars divins
... Que distille mon Shakeur.

Le Sexe est plaisant
Mais le verre est pressant
Le Schnaps aux 18 plantes
Le Rhum frappé à la menthe !

Je mêle les noms et les saveurs
Le Blue Lagoon et la main de ma sœur
Et mes verres sont brulants et glacés
La sorcière, le Kamikazé.

Et l'Orgasme
Le dernier Spasme
Singapour Sling
Le Dingeling

Amérique te voila envoûtée
Grâce à ces dons exceptionnels
Mais si tu veux te réveiller
Commande vite encore un... Cocktail !

Cocktail

Comment on peut passer 30 ans dans une cellule minuscule et en sortir prêt à pardonner à ceux qui vous ont mis là ?

Invictus